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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

"isms" of modern times: ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!


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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

 


 
 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows



  

 


 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

 


 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

 


 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

 


 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

 


 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.


 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.


 


 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

 

 
 
Some emerging "isms" of the new economy
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

 

 
 
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.



   

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Coffee Machine


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a Coffee on me. 

follow instructions....

Just cause its so hard for us to get together for a coffee... Have one on me....

This is cute. I don't know how they figure all this stuff out. Enjoy

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY!
To
 start click
COFFEE MACHINE

Monday, February 13, 2012

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