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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Roles in Heaven


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Brahma
 Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
 Quality Assurance & Documentation


Narada
Data transfer


Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

 Chitragupta
 IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

 Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Raavan
 Internet Explorer www

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
 Sr. Manager Projects

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

 Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

 Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

 Dhrutarashtra
 Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches
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